A modern day Da Vinci indeed.

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A modern day Da Vinci indeed.

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Just love this one!

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Quite a year for me! Most importantly, love. My goal for the next year
is to be rich. Make a lot of money and invest well and become an
aggressive, risk-taking, shrewd businessman. Like a new age Richard
Branson or something. I am living a life so far beyond my dreams of
one year ago.
Elevate just finished production on another documentary about me and
jenny called Meet the Funkmeyers which will play to 7000 people
October 5 at the Nokia Theater and we are designing Funkmeyer t-shirts
to be sold at the event. The art director of Desperate Housewives and
the best temple designer at Burning Man are building us a roof top
temple/bedroom/palace but that’s all just me me me. The real thing is
the love. The joy. The exhiliration. So much. And I now really believe
it will last and grow. For all of eternity. I know what it means to
stay positive. I am taking my hands off the wheel and the ride is
getting mighty heady indeed.
My wish is that I am able to share the amazing power of deliberate
intention with tens of millions of people this year. And express the
shit out of myself.
I love you cuz I am you. Ain’t that some shit!

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Being channeled by both a Japanese woman Ayako and an American man
Darryl. Wow. It was sold out and 50 bucks. Me and Jenny (formerly VV)
said let’s go anyway. And we walked right in. They said please take
your seat. Like they were waiting for us. Free. And the minute we
found our seats it started. Just like that. This new reality is the
real day. And the rest of the day before this was just as amazing.
Filmed a music video for Keb Mo, I cooked pesto and salad for 10
people, and O Organics showed up with about 800 dollars in promotional
food (3 huge carts worth) for Elevate product placement. I really
enjoy the third dimension. I’m gonna ask Bashar about Terrence
Mckenna’s novelty theory. Back to the show!

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Oh yah did I mention its a penthouse loft
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN

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I’m living downtown at Elevate. www.elevateexperience.com Cooking raw
food writing dancing living loving. Money is flowing life is
accelerating and things continue to blossom. How bout that!

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And ready to start posting again!

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So apparently I live in Bali now. So the voice said today. It is my
new home. Didn’t see that one coming that’s for sure. And a place has
appeared though I have to break it to Chris that I’m not leaving his
house! The upstairs apartment is free and paid for and the voice says
it’s mine and to learn from being kicked out by VV and stand up for
myself and claim it. Anyway, Chris and I seem to have an immense
amount of work to do with each other, especially involving pushing
each other’s buttons thus causing us to grow up and become men.
I spent most of today for the first time in my life listening to my
body. It asked me to please stay in bed all day and apply coconut oil
to it. It was moaning and groaning in ecstacy the whole day and I
realized that coconut oil is MAGIC. My body just kept absorbing it and
constructions that have been there for 10 years began loosening. So
grateful. I used almost a whole bottle! So long miserliness!
It also told me to stop using soap as it dries me out. A monkey
appeared (in my mind) and commanded “Go Back To Nature” so off I go.
Also did Yogananda’s Energization Exercises and he smiled at me and
said smart guy! Only one in 10,000 students listens he told me.
Yogananda claimed that if there was only one thing a student did, it
should be the energization exercises.
So it was a relaxing day, a lot of fear came up that I didn’t mention,
and as usual it taught me more about who I am, where I’m going, and
what I’m made of.
Hasta la vista baby.

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Two other blow out amazing healers. They taught me Theta healing and
the three of us blasted off into the realms beyond time on Day 5. I’m
gonna make this the long post.
So this was the day that I permanently released my fears of being gay
and of snuggling with men. Karine used theta to embed a belief system
that I can be intimate with men without being penetrated.
I nearly shit myself when she said it. It all came crashing down. All
my fears. Years and years and hundreds of lifetimes. I had associated
expressing love to men with being raped by them. No more. It really
was like an instantaneous change.
I ran around snuggling with and hugging everyone in the group men and
women alike. It was a dream come true. My dream has come true. I
wasn’t sure I’d make it but I did.
But that was just the beginning. After the ceremony Shakri and I went
to a cafe and began doing more work and that’s when things got super
crazy. Aliens and implants and galactic ninjas and dolphins and
beetles and twin flames and on and on.
Shakri asked me to do a psychic reading and I said yes and I am going
to charge you. She asked that we trade considering all the Theta work
we had just done and that seemed reasonable.
But the door was unlocked. I am not just a performer. I am also one of
the most powerful psychics out there. I really really help people. And
the voice said that I will do this work back in LA and right away will
charge 200 per session and by the end of 2009 it will be 10,000. The
boy grows up into a man king. Right before your eyes.
Into the light we continue. The light that is trippier and more sci-
fied out then any movie I’ve ever seen.

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So wow. The last one I wrote was before the geometry. Since then the
theme has been healing manhood reconnection self love realizimg my
power especially psychic celebration loving and releasing trauma.
I feel so free. No longer scared to snuggle with men. No longer scared
of destitution. No longer scared of messing up. Into the light more
and more and more forever and ever until I get bored and decide to
time bandit to the Barnard star system and help THEM transition from
3D to 4D. All in time.
I am changing my name to Otis Funkmeyer, legally. I had a major
download yesterday that my name is connecting me to an energy stream
that is very much not who I am.
So from now on, it’s back to Otis I go.

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