Improvisation as a Way of Life

So it is the night of my first show in Bali, my first paid show of my life. “Breakdancing, Aliens, and God” goes live tonight. My one-man show, fully improvised, fully alive, fully me.

I have decided, or more accurately been told, to write a handout each time I have a show for the audience and for myself to collect my thoughts about the theme of the show that night. This is the first handout.

Life here is miraculous. I have an amazing mansion, an amazing raw food chef on staff, and an amazing life and career and friends. And my wonderful girlfriend VV comes into town tomorrow.

Life continues to unfold, very improvisationally:

Improvisation as a way of life. A philosophy. That is the idea we are after. Improvisation is the natural way of, well, nature, and I would posit life itself. The tree doesn’t wonder how the rain is going to come just as the lion doesn’t wonder where it will find its prey. Nature just lives. We too just live. We go about our days and do things and other things happen and nearly everyday we think, wow, that was different than I expected.

But many of us are afflicted with the idea of planning. Not only with the idea of planning but with the idea that this is a good thing, an important thing, an essential component of success and happiness. Let’s clear up some terminology. I understand that it takes action to get things done and that if you don’t know what you want, you will have a difficult time of getting there. I would simply say that the combination of dreaming and acting is a more effective combination than that of planning and acting.

The world is changing rapidly, more than I think most of us, myself included, can possibly conceptualize. The internet-led technological revolution is sweeping over the world and destroying all systems that we have known since the Industrial Revolution. The pace is already fast and it is rapidly accelerating. It is a very difficult idea to picture what the world will look like in 10 years, let alone 20 or 50 or 100.

There is a reason behind this. When we have a sense of what the future might hold, our analytical, left-brain kicks in and thinks it knows best how to get the job done. The truth is that the situations where the left brain is superior to the right brain are fewer and fewer. Being a quantum computer, the right brain can just pop out answers to questions of even a scientific or factual nature. Of course, the left brain might reject these ideas because they don’t have a logic that can be followed, but that is the whole point.

Life doesn’t have a logic that can be followed, in the left brain sense of that word.

Where we are headed is toward an entirely new conception of reality, of ourselves, and of the dance we are being danced. The Mayan Calendar posits that acceleration will reach a point where there are a nearly infinite number of new things happening in the world at the same time.

As we approach this object, what Terrence McKenna refers to as the Transcendental Object at the End of Time, we will find that our best laid plans are laid to waste more than ever. We will no longer be able to predict with even a remote sense of certainty what even the near future holds.

There is a reason for all of this. We are falling out of time and back into nature, back into ourselves, and back into creation and existence itself. And the method that this all works on is improvisation.

It is a beautiful thing, this improvisation, and I am so happy to share it and what it means to me with you all.

Synchronistically, on the night of my first show, I received this quote as I went to write this:
“A very good career choice would be to gravitate toward those activities and to embrace those desires that harmonize with your core intentions, which are freedom and growth—and joy. Make a “career” of living a happy life rather than trying to find work that will produce
enough income that you can do things with your money that will then make you happy. When feeling happy is of paramount importance to you—and what you do “for a living” makes you happy—you have found the best of all combinations.”

Live your dreams my friends. Let your dreams become your reality and improvise your way through life. You are loved! You are love itself! I love you!

From the bottom of my heart to the bottom of yours,
Otis

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My First Green Smoothie at Home in Bali

So apparently I live in Bali now. So the voice said today. It is my
new home. Didn’t see that one coming that’s for sure. And a place has
appeared though I have to break it to Chris that I’m not leaving his
house! The upstairs apartment is free and paid for and the voice says
it’s mine and to learn from being kicked out by VV and stand up for
myself and claim it. Anyway, Chris and I seem to have an immense
amount of work to do with each other, especially involving pushing
each other’s buttons thus causing us to grow up and become men.
I spent most of today for the first time in my life listening to my
body. It asked me to please stay in bed all day and apply coconut oil
to it. It was moaning and groaning in ecstacy the whole day and I
realized that coconut oil is MAGIC. My body just kept absorbing it and
constructions that have been there for 10 years began loosening. So
grateful. I used almost a whole bottle! So long miserliness!
It also told me to stop using soap as it dries me out. A monkey
appeared (in my mind) and commanded “Go Back To Nature” so off I go.
Also did Yogananda’s Energization Exercises and he smiled at me and
said smart guy! Only one in 10,000 students listens he told me.
Yogananda claimed that if there was only one thing a student did, it
should be the energization exercises.
So it was a relaxing day, a lot of fear came up that I didn’t mention,
and as usual it taught me more about who I am, where I’m going, and
what I’m made of.
Hasta la vista baby.
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My Friends Karine and Shakri

Two other blow out amazing healers. They taught me Theta healing and
the three of us blasted off into the realms beyond time on Day 5. I’m
gonna make this the long post.
So this was the day that I permanently released my fears of being gay
and of snuggling with men. Karine used theta to embed a belief system
that I can be intimate with men without being penetrated.
I nearly shit myself when she said it. It all came crashing down. All
my fears. Years and years and hundreds of lifetimes. I had associated
expressing love to men with being raped by them. No more. It really
was like an instantaneous change.
I ran around snuggling with and hugging everyone in the group men and
women alike. It was a dream come true. My dream has come true. I
wasn’t sure I’d make it but I did.
But that was just the beginning. After the ceremony Shakri and I went
to a cafe and began doing more work and that’s when things got super
crazy. Aliens and implants and galactic ninjas and dolphins and
beetles and twin flames and on and on.
Shakri asked me to do a psychic reading and I said yes and I am going
to charge you. She asked that we trade considering all the Theta work
we had just done and that seemed reasonable.
But the door was unlocked. I am not just a performer. I am also one of
the most powerful psychics out there. I really really help people. And
the voice said that I will do this work back in LA and right away will
charge 200 per session and by the end of 2009 it will be 10,000. The
boy grows up into a man king. Right before your eyes.
Into the light we continue. The light that is trippier and more sci-
fied out then any movie I’ve ever seen.
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Trip Recap 3

So wow. The last one I wrote was before the geometry. Since then the
theme has been healing manhood reconnection self love realizimg my
power especially psychic celebration loving and releasing trauma.
I feel so free. No longer scared to snuggle with men. No longer scared
of destitution. No longer scared of messing up. Into the light more
and more and more forever and ever until I get bored and decide to
time bandit to the Barnard star system and help THEM transition from
3D to 4D. All in time.
I am changing my name to Otis Funkmeyer, legally. I had a major
download yesterday that my name is connecting me to an energy stream
that is very much not who I am.
So from now on, it’s back to Otis I go.
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One Good Thing After Another

So then it was back to Kafe (rough life I know) for lunch of raw stir
fry and carrot beet ginger juice and raw brownie. MMMMMMM! Chris and I
continued brainstorming and got a blackboard and chalk and off we go.
Making it happen!
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The Whole Brigade Comes Rolling in

So I head out after Bali Buddha to a nice quiet blog posting session
when they all showed up. First my new amazing friend Julia who like me
is amazed at how tripped out and out there we’ve become (she was an
Econ girl a one point) and then my first love Mariano shows up and
then Phil (who I met on the plane and was the first one to take care
of me) who I haven’t seen since like day 6.
We talked for a good 2 or 3 hours and I had a nice coconut and a shot
of wheatgrass. No email no blog posting though! C’est la vie!!!
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Chris’s and my Master Plan

So I’m actually writing about today, today. Thursday june something or
other 2008 in our Reptilian Gregorian Catholic pedophile calendar.
Just in case you were wondering.
So I woke up with a whole idea about today and it didn’t happen like
that at all. Surprise surprise.
Today’s theme is devotion by the way and these shamanic days start at
sunset and end at sunset. So devotion is about to end and causation is
starting. Each day has a song too.
Devotion was Jai Uttal Opening the gates and Causation is Gnarls
Barkley Crazy.
So I wake up mad early like 630 and I’m gonna get going and Chris is
there and off to Bali Buddha we go to hatch the master plan.
First off is men’s workshop tentatively titled Stop Being a Pussy
Bitch and Be a Fucking Man Already. This is a 1 day 8 hour intensive.
Then is a 3 day psychic workshop as we are both seriously bad ass (and
trained) psychics.
Then an improv theater group a dialogue series a book and an album.
And turning each other into men and not pussy bitches.
We are truly like the same person. Yes. He is THAT awesome. We have
major work to do together and it’s all happening.
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Boy I got GOOD LOOKING

How bout that. So yesterday aka the day after the workshop was another
blow out. I woke up and was told that the theme for today is
hibernation. Which is what I did.
All day dozing and meditating and releasing massive amounts of fear
and old beliefs and entities. Massive amounts.
I got a very clear message to SLOW DOWN and that I had run from LA to
New York, from New York back to LA, and from LA to Bali. Impressive,
but not the whole point.
Time to slow down and actually have a complete experience. And then
came the stunner. It said I am needed in Bali still. I thought I was
leaving Wednesday but apparently I am here until September. I don’t
know how and I don’t know the whole reason why but after the initial
shock I started accepting and getting excited. OK I said. Well then I
want this and this and this and this and it said OK.
It said I will start doing psychic readings and charge $120 per
session. I will start doing my weekly improv’ed one man show here. I
will start teaching dance and experiential anatomy and my 30 day trial
will be a yoga class every single day. I will have an amazing
apartment, food will be abundant, friends will be abundant, and Chris
and I will do a lot of work together.
But mainly, I will become a man. July 2008 I become a man, in the flesh.
And check out the dope geometry necklace. It can continue to get better.
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My Instructors/Parallel Dimension Parents

Jiva and Juliet. I love them both so much. They took care of me so
well. Gave me the amazing geometry necklace and let me do the course
even though I had nothing and fed me raw superfoods and just loved me.
Their work is the most profound I have come upon in all my searching
thus far and now that it is done I feel free. I have left behind the
old I am reconnected to the grid and I am safe. No more dark aliens
more implants no more tracking. It feels good!
I really love these 2 so much it makes me want to cry. The three of us
have journied together so many damn times. All of us time bandits, all
seeking great adventure or bust, all bringing the light in our own
beautiful ways.
Jiva is the most amazing geometer I have ever met and Juliet taught me
what it means to be unwavering in voicing unpopular beliefs and how to
be a true visionary and not censor oneself.
I could go on and on. I love you two so much. Our work will spread far
and wide reconnecting the people and forever altering and
restabilizing the morphogenetic field. It is already done. Victory is
certain!
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My friends Wayan and Helenea

2 more angels in my group.
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